sassytugboat:

if you are a person that steals melons are you a waterfelon

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ramavatarama:

waywardvagabondslilcousin:

a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption

one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan

years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal

he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal”

NOOOOOOOO

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askjeffersonooc:

frozenlavafield:

I love how Sebastian Stan’s character in Once Upon A Time is the literal embodiment of ‘I am so done with this shit’.   

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frlcker:

Augustus waters is the type of character that in theory would make the perfect boyfriend but in reality probably would make me want to stick those unlit cigarettes up his pretentious ass

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itfeelspersonal:

I wish all the 95 years olds looks like Steve Rogers and Bucky Barnes

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the-captains-wife:

your-friendly-sociopath:

bigtuna108:

myangelshunter:

detectivesangelstardisandwands:

steampunktendencies:

What is your Steampunk Name ?

Sir Adelaide Nightfellow.

Captain Montague Worthingfeather

Professor Brasil Addlewood

Colonel Leopold Rothwaddle

Chief inspector adelaide knightchild

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raptorific:

Swear to god, some guys are terrified that girls are faking common interests to impress them and act really hostile towards anyone they even SUSPECT of doing such a thing

but then they turn around and fake a whole friendship in the hopes of getting sex out of girls, and get mad at them when it doesn’t work

and they super do not see the irony in that

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veruca-assault:

ms-kawesome:

The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.

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actuates:

HOW TO PLAY SOCCER IN GYM CLASS:
1. Get the ball
2. Pass it to someone who actually knows how to play
3. Run.

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you’re my friend

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artbylexie:

Like I need a reason to sketch Sherlolly.

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chotronette:

Dress by www.chotronette.com

13 hours ago | 18,546 notes | VIA/ SOURCE
#fashion

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ehnoshima:

shavingryansprivates:

remember in 2012 when that lady tried restoring that painting of jesus

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